Kode Blak

Cheap Trick.

Kode Blak — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:52:57 +0000

Oh, my god! I’ve seen better rugs in Baghdad.

I can’t help but think, “Does it bite?!”

“Matter of fact, is it paper-trained?!”

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Posted in Business, Entertainment Tagged: Baghdad, Bite, Blogging, Carpet, Cheap, Code Black, Comedy, Daily Life, Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Hairpiece, Humor, Humour, Kode Blak, Laugh, Life, LOL, Miscellaneous, Paper Trained, Photo, Rants, Rug, Trick, Wig

Gifts You Shouldn’t Give…

Kode Blak — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 04:15:47 +0000

Michael Jackson: Kids toys.

Clay Aiken: A subscription to Playboy.

O.J. Simpson: A Set of Ginsu.

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Posted in Celebrities, U.S. Tagged: Celebrities, Celebrity, Clay Aiken, Code Black, Comedy, Entertainment, Events, Fun, Funny, Gifts, Give, Humor, Humour, Kode Blak, Laugh, Life, Michael Jackson, Miscellaneous, Musings, O.J. Simpson, People, Photo, Photos, Ramblings, Random, Rant, Rants, Sex, Shouldn't

Come Vacation In New Jersey!

Kode Blak — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 14:13:24 +0000

One of the cleanest states, they claim. Haha! What a joke that was.

Matter of fact: Last time I drove through Jersey, I ended up with a lump on my breast.

What does that tell you?!?

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Posted in Business, Health, U.S. Tagged: Business, Clean, Code Black, Daily Life, Drive, Drove, Entertainment, Environment, Health, Humor, Humour, Income, Jobs, Joke, Kode Blak, Laugh, Life, LOL, Making Money, Mammogram, Marketing, Miscellaneous, New Jersey, Observational Humor, Photo, Random, Rants, States, Toxic, Travel, Trip, Vacation

Oh, Ming!

Kode Blak — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 05:51:47 +0000

Look at the size of that guy, on the right!

Holy crap, can you say Wonton ?!

I’m telling ya, you won’t catch me setting foot in another Chinese restaurant, because they eat dogs! Don’t believe me?!? The other night, the guy next to me, sent their meatloaf back, because it was shedding. I mean, HELLO!??

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Posted in Business, Health, World Tagged: Business, China, Chinese, Code Black, Daily Life, Diet, Exercise, Food, Fun, Funny, Gym, Health, Humor, Humour, Kode Blak, Life, LOL, Miscellaneous, Obese, Oh Ming, Overweight, Photo, Soup, Weight

Blinded By Your Radiance.

Kode Blak — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:27:46 +0000

Today class; we will learn how to f*ck your vision up, in 3 easy steps.

Step #1: Take telescope and aim toward sun.

Step #2: View sun through lens, and note vision rapidly deteriorating.

Step #3: Continue viewing sun, until both eyes have gone from 20/20 to Stevie Wonder.

[Optional for the overachievers] Step #4: Start piano lessons.

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Posted in Health Tagged: 20/20, Blind, Class, Code Black, Contacts, Eyeglasses, Fun, Funny, Health, Humor, Humour, Idiot, Kode Blak, Life, Miscellaneous, Moron, Music, Other, Photo, Piano, Radiance, Stevie Wonder, Sun, Telescope, Vision